What if George W Bush was on Twitter?

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Ah, to social media fanatics like myself, it's hard to imagine a day without Twitter. Yet, apparently the President of the United States is denied such communication. I wonder why?

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El_Presidente Eating Cheerios in the Oval. 3 minutes ago from mobile web

Cheney I keep wanting that new cereal Credit Crunch everyone keeps talking about. lol 3 minutes ago from twhirl

El_Presidente @Al_qaeda Thx for following. Name sounds familiar. Al short for Alex or Alan? 3 minutes ago from mobile web

Al_Qaeda @El_Presidente Alex and June qaeda. We live trailer park in Kansas. USA. Apple pie. Go Mets. 3 minutes ago from web

Gordon_Brown @R_Murdoch @Blair still has me blocked. Loser 3 minutes ago from mobile web

WHouse_Security @El_Presidente Sir, we’ve told you not to use your Blackberry in the Oval 3 minutes ago from mobile web

John_McCain At only 8 points behind, the Republican campaign continues to pick up speed. How can we not win from here? 3 minutes ago from web

El_Presidente @WHouse_Security Lighten up. The Russkies aren’t interested in my Cheerios. 3 minutes ago from mobile web in reply to WHouse_Security

Boris_KGB @Putin_Vladimir. Bush has Cheerios for breakfast. Poor nutrition to start day. Lose focus late morning. Exploit this. 2 minutes ago from TweetDeck in reply to Putin_Vladimir

Putin_Vladimir @Boris_KGB Depends. Does he add fruit? 2 minutes ago from mobile web

El_Presidente @John_McCain You’re the one I have to vote for, right? They gave me your name on a piece of paper. You make great french fries. 2 minutes ago from mobile web

Cheney @Putin_Vladimir, @Boris_KGB, You two do know I’m following you, right? 2 minutes ago from twhirl in reply to Putin_Vladimir and Boris_KGB

WHouse_Security @El_Presidente I will need to confiscate your blackberry until the end of the day, Sir. You need to unlock the door to the Oval. 2 minutes ago from mobile web in reply to El_Presidente

Al_qaeda @El_Presidente Not long now. Your presidency go out with big bang, yes? 1 minute ago from web in reply to El_Presidente

Barack_Obama @WHouse_Security, @El_Presidente, If you’re changing locks on the Oval, cut me a key. I’ll need it soon. 1 minute ago from TweetDeck in reply to WHouse_Security and El_Presidente

El_Presidente @Al_qaeda Thx. Yeah, will be a big hole in US politics when I leave. 1 minute ago from mobile web in reply to Al_Qaeda

Al_qaeda @El_Presidente We help you with that. Big hole in Oval room. I send you DM with instructions. less than a minute ago from web in reply to El_Presidente

El_Presidente @Al_qaeda Why thx. I love getting DMs. Send me your ideas half a minute ago from mobile web in reply to Al_Qaeda

WHouse_Security @El_Presidente Sir, stand back from the door. We’re breaking it down. Step away from the blackberry. Do it now. less than 10 seconds ago from mobile web in reply to El_Presidente

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